The Lex & Terry Show is an original blend of vibrant personalities and engaging conversations on lifestyle, relationships, current events, news, sports, pop culture, and opinion with a ton of edgy humor. With all that there’s regular contesting, give aways and guests from the TV, film, music, sports, literary spectrums as well. On the air since 1997, Lex & Terry bridge the gap between talk show and entertainment, creating an intoxicating lifestyle program that appeals to men...and yes, the ladies dig them too!
TODAY on the show Dee pointed out some issues of Taylor Swift lifting some songs from others on her new album. We investigate. Also keeping a music theme with “Name That Tune” who will be crowned the new Czar of music. (A real title)
TOMORROW It's Taint Thursday!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Whoopty Dee
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,880 When's the last time where you actually got quiet and said, you know what? 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:10,320 There's certain things about me that I really want to celebrate or there's certain things about me 3 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:15,120 that I really think that I've outgrown and it's time to change. 4 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,120 There's a couple days ago. 5 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:17,360 Okay. 6 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:23,200 And I thought to myself, I really don't want to know these things about me. 7 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,680 Good and bad. 8 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,960 What do you mean? 9 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:34,080 It's a painful exercise to analyze both of them. 10 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,720 So I'm just going to be me once again tomorrow. 11 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:41,120 No improvement. 12 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,120 No, no wanting to improve. 13 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,160 But no decline either. 14 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:48,240 Just steady, steady, Eddie, man. 15 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,920 Some people don't want change. 16 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:55,200 I'm okay with change, but if people like me the way I am, then good. 17 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,560 I get so mad when people just give me money. 18 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,120 They just woke up to me and just put it in my hand. 19 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:01,840 And I get pissed. 20 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,240 I'm like, why are you doing this? 21 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:05,120 It's the worst thing. 22 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,400 Isn't that the worst feeling? 23 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,200 Oh my god. 24 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,400 I'm so mean. 25 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:09,200 That's a penny. 26 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:12,480 You're mean luck. 27 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:12,720 Yes. 28 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:13,920 Yeah. 29 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,240 I'm working on it. 30 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:16,960 No, you're not. 31 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,640 You say not at all. 32 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:20,080 You just the same person. 33 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,440 You're not working on it. 34 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:22,320 You're working on it. 35 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:23,760 Yeah, but I've been working on it for years. 36 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:24,800 But that's not true. 37 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:25,760 That's not true. 38 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:26,560 You've been working on it. 39 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:27,360 Saying you're working on it. 40 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:27,760 That's not true. 41 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:29,120 I am a person who works on it. 42 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,600 You don't remember to work on it. 43 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:32,320 That's the thing. 44 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:34,400 Stady Eddie. 45 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:38,160 I think you're in the heart of the right line. 46 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:38,960 I worked on it, Ben. 47 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:39,760 Work on it now. 48 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:40,880 I'm just not getting anywhere. 49 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,120 Well, they do. 50 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,640 Exactly. 51 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,500 (laughs)
This Is What We're Doing Today
TODAY we got an amazingly scary story involving Alexa doing whatever she wanted. You won’t believe what comes after. Also Hypotheticals were awesome and unique today. The Ultimate “what would you do” in certain situations. Ian was here on day 2 while Sarah is away. Natalie from SD is jacked over her love life. We think she is shooing away a pretty good dude.
TOMORROW on the show NAME THAT TUNE
CLIP OF THE DAY: This Is What We're Doing Today 101425
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,040 Tonight I have to go out on a school night. 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:04,160 No. 3 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:05,240 Yeah, no. 4 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,880 And I'm going to miss the Dodger game tonight. 5 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:11,080 Doesn't it? 6 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,480 I have a phone. 7 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:17,160 You're one of those sports fans where your team does better if you don't watch. 8 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,120 No. 9 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:23,560 Remember in the national championship game Florida was getting worked pretty hard 10 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:24,240 by Houston. 11 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:29,440 They were down like seven or eight points and I just said screw it and took 12 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:33,360 gang is for a walk and I came back and Florida was up by four. 13 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:38,640 And I was like, man, that happens more times than that where I just like walk away 14 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:39,560 and it gets better. 15 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:40,920 I've realized. 16 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,840 Yeah, I have no effect on the game. 17 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,080 No, no. 18 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,800 You see, I think I do. 19 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,800 No, you know, yeah, I think I do. 20 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,280 No, I'm here to tell you. 21 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:55,440 I don't want you to do the game is getting whether you watch it or not. 22 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,280 No, there's nothing at all. 23 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:01,160 I think there's a force greater than us that takes care of business when you don't care. 24 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:01,160 No, no, no. 25 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,360 Egotistical of you thinking you have that much control. 26 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,840 Terry, Terry, Terry, he's right. 27 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:10,800 He's a big force when he moves the universe shifts. 28 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:14,120 He's able to tilt the earth on its axis. 29 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:14,760 Yes. 30 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,120 I like the nod. 31 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,440 He's like, yep, this is what we're doing today. 32 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,120 (laughs)
Being Scared Is The Best Diet In The World
TODAY we announced Dee as this weeks Football Picks winner, Ian Gleason our old friend is in the house filling in for Sarah B and it is great to have him back. Also “Talk Nerdy” Celeb Death Pool and Mr Skin.
TOMORROW on the show Terry hits again with Hypotheticals and Day 2 with the return of Ian Gleason.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Being Scared Is The Best Diet In The World
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,360 We all had very busy weekends. 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:03,840 - Yeah, busy for me. 3 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:06,960 - Yeah, it was like, you were out, did you have like, 4 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,480 two weddings this weekend? 5 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:11,400 - I had a party and then a wedding. 6 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:12,400 - Oh, okay. 7 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,880 - But the wedding was in Arkansas. 8 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:19,160 I was in Eureka Springs, Arkansas. 9 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,680 - I consider that busy. 10 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:24,360 - I don't know if I would ever go back 11 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,160 to that particular venue again. 12 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,000 - Really? 13 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,280 - Vignia was great. 14 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,640 - Awesome. 15 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,760 - It's driving into mountains. 16 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:34,520 That ain't for me. 17 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,760 - Because of the windy roads or because of-- 18 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,640 - The windy roads. 19 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:42,520 Having to do that at night, at 11, 30 at night. 20 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,240 That is not cool. 21 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,720 If you ain't never did it and don't know it. 22 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,880 (laughing) 23 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,240 - When I tell you-- 24 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,680 - You haven't driven into the mountains? 25 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,560 - Never. 26 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:55,560 Never. 27 00:00:55,560 --> 00:01:00,560 When I tell you, that was probably the scariest ever 28 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,880 my wife and I both have been in our life. 29 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:05,000 And not to go in there. 30 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 The going there was cool. 31 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,000 The going there was like, wow, this is kind of crazy. 32 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,960 And then you got what I now know are the townies, 33 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,000 the townies on your ass. 34 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,920 If you, you know, you're driving, you know, 35 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,040 and they know the roads and it's just like, 36 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:23,320 I mean, literally, almost bump it a bump on my, 37 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:25,520 I'm like, please get off my ass. 38 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,920 I don't know this route. 39 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,400 I don't know what this is. 40 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:30,520 - Save that by the way. 41 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,440 (laughing) 42 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:37,120 - I found out that scary is the best diet in the world. 43 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,200 - Sure is. 44 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,600 - 'Cause when you're scared, you don't want no al, 45 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,280 ounces of food. 46 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,540 (laughing) 47 00:01:44,540 --> 00:01:48,240 - And now you just-- 48 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,080 - No ounces.
Dad Jokes Gone Wild
TODAY on the show was story poker. Awesome news stories from around the globe that brought on some fantastic discussions. Dee introduce us to a NEW Chinese Rap Group. It’s just Lex, Terry and Dee this week but a special guest is coming for the next two weeks. It’s going to be awesome. Details coming soon.
TOMORROW it's Taint Thursday & more from the L&T Hotline Voicemail
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dad Jokes Gone Wild
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,840 [BELL RINGING] 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:04,960 -Dad joke, dad joke, dad joke. 3 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:09,360 What do you call two Ivers gang guys from Cork, Patrick 4 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:12,160 Fitzgerald, and Gerald Fitzgerald? 5 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:13,400 -Hey. 6 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,800 -From Cork, I think you meant just to say Ireland. 7 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,760 Yeah, I didn't get that. 8 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,200 -Dumb take. 9 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,880 -Can I-- can I-- can I-- can I tell the dad joke 10 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:25,080 this kind of dirty? 11 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:25,880 -Yes. 12 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,320 -I'm going to have to dump it. 13 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,320 -You're in charge of the bump, dump, dump, dump. 14 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,960 -Okay, thingy. 15 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,440 It's not really a joke. 16 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:33,720 It's kind of a joke. 17 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:34,840 It's kind of a pun. 18 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:35,440 I don't know. 19 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,640 -Too much selling dirt. 20 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:38,040 -Yeah, I don't-- if I-- 21 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,040 -If I-- 22 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:42,440 -If I-- 23 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:47,280 -I'm in an elevator, and I take a sh-- 24 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,480 -Oh, nice. 25 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:52,320 -Is that me as I go up in this elevator, 26 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,720 taking sh-- to the next level? 27 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,560 [LAUGHTER] 28 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:58,760 -I'm going to say yes. 29 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,400 [LAUGHTER] 30 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,680 -I'm going to say it. 31 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:05,440 That is the absolute definition of it. 32 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,960 [LAUGHTER]
Lex Is Like A Horny Teenager
TODAY on the show we had Poop talk. Somebody is using some kind of bamboo TP. Taint Thursday. Taint went down the Organ Trail. And Lex was a horny teenager.
TOMORROW on the show we have Football Picks & Dee tries his hand at Horoscopes.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Is Like A Horny Teenager & Poop Talk with Lex & Terry
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 The hair's nice and feels the real 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:10,340 Yeah, yeah, she's going on man with that 1980s hair poofy hair 3 00:00:10,340 --> 00:00:15,340 Wonder if anybody went into the kitchen whether you know your husband or boyfriend and 4 00:00:15,340 --> 00:00:19,940 Didn't weather while she was making cookies. What is your mind go? That's where I went 5 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:23,780 How you know what we we would talk earlier about 6 00:00:23,780 --> 00:00:28,200 When Sherry would had a little wine he was like just get some 7 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:34,600 Yeah, your mind is always there how to hail you turn around the down when she come to you sometimes 8 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:39,480 You already told me but still how can you not six through the the feet? 9 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:46,160 There's lots of times I've sat went through the the feet thing and had sex 10 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:52,040 Sometimes it's just like I'm so sorry and always remember 11 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:58,320 The butt naked man is out there working 24/7 just like Terry said he 12 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,720 Make a girls out there - I'm not 13 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:09,240 You know she has to worry - 14 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,900 (laughs)
Haters Gonna Hate
TODAY a potpourri of things on the show today, Recap the Jags stunning victory over the Chiefs. Went to the show hotline and played some messages from you good folks. Also went to the live phones to the girl with the deep set vagina wanting to inspire Drunk Denise to save her own life and go to rehab, Terry still pushing the “Butter Podcast” and getting major abuse from his “Friends”.
TOMORROW on the show we'll get back to some Story Poker, Lex had something weird happen at his house and more voicemails from the L&T Hotline.
CLIP OF THE DAY: It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass & Haters Gonna Hate
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,000 And uh, you know, when we play voice mails, it wouldn't be us playing voice mails without one of these. 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 [Bell ringing] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000 [Bell ringing] 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Yeah, see, you gotta admit, man, you're f***ing exhausting, bro. 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:21,000 It's so under people just call up and they're not gonna be listeners or they can't stand to hear you talk or whatever. 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,000 I mean, you suck, dude. 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,000 [Laughter] 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 And what I have to say to him is... 9 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 [Bell ringing] 10 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 [Laughter] 11 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 [Bell ringing] 12 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 [Laughter] 13 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:41,000 For some to come out for people that just love me like you do. 14 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000 [Bell ringing] 15 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Yeah, a nice response.
It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass
TODAY a potpourri of things on the show today, Recap the Jags stunning victory over the Chiefs. Went to the show hotline and played some messages from you good folks. Also went to the live phones to the girl with the deep set vagina wanting to inspire Drunk Denise to save her own life and go to rehab, Terry still pushing the “Butter Podcast” and getting major abuse from his “Friends”.
TOMORROW on the show we'll get back to some Story Poker, Lex had something weird happen at his house and more voicemails from the L&T Hotline.
CLIP OF THE DAY: It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass & Haters Gonna Hate
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,640 This is a way, yes, that you know if the establishment you frequent you go to sometimes. 2 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:13,920 Oh, here we go. All right. Like make customers. I told y'all went saltgrass. 3 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,280 Yeah, maybe I should be that by the way, what is a steak place? 4 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:21,840 Like steak places. Like Texas rail. Like out back? Yeah, somewhere anywhere. 5 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:25,840 Yeah, it's in that room. Okay, so it's not a real fancy place, but it's a good place. 6 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:30,880 It's a good place. It's on the higher end of what they call fast casual. Yeah, you can drop a couple 7 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:37,120 hundred if you're not careful. Definitely. So I go there and you know with the family and everything 8 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:42,320 and I keep it simple. I get some crab cakes or dinner salad definitely got my fruity drink 9 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:48,480 of what they call a corona Rita and I'm enjoying myself. Not all of a sudden. 10 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:59,360 Bubble guts. Yeah. I say y'all I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be back. I go to the bathroom. 11 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:10,640 I blow it up. And I proceed to clean myself. I know this is a weird way to say it. 12 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:28,160 I tell you they have the best toilet paper I didn't had in a long time. Soft. Nice. 13 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:37,920 I mean, just it was like double plight. Yeah, it was like I was putting a cloud on my ass.
Mark Sanchez Found Out
TODAY Terry led off the show with a few stories from his trip to Montana. We reaped a great sports weekend with some great games. Talk nerdy to me. Death Pool we missed but will do it first thing tomorrow morning. Dee made us aware of many things about Taylor Swift songs.
TOMORROW on the show we have Stories Poker & Check the Lex & Terry Hotline Voicemail.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Mark Sanchez Found Out
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,440 Oh, Mr. Buttfumble himself. 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:04,200 Uh, yes, here we go. 3 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:05,200 Mark Sanchez. 4 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:06,700 Now I can talk. 5 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:10,080 He had in the streets in Vegas because he was a part of the broadcast team. 6 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,800 I can't remember if it was the radio or television. 7 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,800 He was a particular team. 8 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:19,400 He was going to be the color play for Indy and... 9 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,400 Oh, I thought it was Indy and Apple. 10 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,400 Indy and Apple, sorry, sorry, Indy and Apple. 11 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,400 Sorry, right. 12 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,400 What it was, there was a guy in a box truck from what I understood. 13 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:28,400 Yeah. 14 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,400 He was a delivery guy for... 15 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,400 A delivery guy. 16 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:38,120 And they have this altercation where Sanchez said, "Hey, man, the hotel said you can't 17 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,480 park there or unload there." 18 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:45,740 They got into a heated confrontation about it and apparently in the thought video or San 19 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:49,760 Yeah. 20 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:55,960 And through the guy up against a wall and then the guy got scared and started to stab 21 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:56,960 him. 22 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:01,120 These stabs Sanchez a couple times. 23 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:05,320 Now what happened with Mark Sanchez is something I used to hear my daddy and my uncle 24 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:10,760 and them say, "He stepped to this man and it was just saying they used to say, "I 25 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:11,760 keep playing. 26 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,760 You're gonna f*ckin' find out." 27 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,360 And that's what happened. 28 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:23,600 Mark Sanchez found out.
Black Like $10 Lie
TODAY on the show we started off with some major MLB and NFL talk. We also each gave props to a different NFL player of the week. We got into our Days of the Week for NO points now. We then began another several rounds of THE LEX QUIZ which somehow turned into a fight and battle over potato chips. It was Taint Thursday so Taint went out for some "$10 Lie" which we put an interesting twist on this time. We talked about social media trolls and each went over how many people are on our "block list." We also finally got into some "Story Poker!"
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Football Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Black Like $10 Lie
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,280 I am walking up to the um, pavilion right now say what up? What up play boy? Hey, let me highlight you for a minute 2 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:12,640 Hey, what up play boy? Hey, man, let me holla at you for a minute 3 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:16,160 Um, I need you to help me out man my bitch on the phone 4 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:22,160 I need help you out man my bitch on the phone tripping hold on ho ho ho ho 5 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:28,240 Yes, I said hold on okay, so can you tell I was out kicking the wachu and the boys last night? 6 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:34,080 Can you tell I was kicking in with the boys last night? You're okay. Hey, hey, oh, here he is, okay? 7 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:35,600 Okay, microphones 8 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:43,440 Hey hey, hey, baby you were not with all the woman. He was last night. I don't believe it. He lies all the time 9 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:47,200 He ain't lying now because he was last night 10 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:51,280 Hey, why should I believe? I will last night 11 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,440 Where'd y'all go? 12 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:54,640 downtown 13 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,640 Where downtown 14 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,080 Well, where did we go downtown? 15 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:03,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 16 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,480 What do you eat? It was probably the kids. Yeah 17 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,280 Oh, probably the kids. What do you eat? 18 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:14,800 Guys, what do we eat? I ain't eating nothing. He ate something. Let me try. It's a beer 19 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,440 You oh, he got him tacos 20 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:21,040 What kind of tacos? 21 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:24,480 Tom what kind of tacos? 22 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:29,200 downtown, where do you call him? Don't even want to cheat on him, motherfucker 23 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:35,040 Okay 24 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:44,080 Yeah, we're not gonna be able to beat this 25 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,420 (laughing)
Listener Denise--I'm An Agent
TODAY on the show we started off with a lot of MLB talk and Terry was trying to decide if he wanted to eat bad food while he watched baseball all day. We decided to put a halt on points as Sarah was going to be gone for a month and we wanted to see how that went. We got into our Days of the Week and did some Sarah B Trending. Sarah gave an update on the drama going on within her Run Club. We also took a bunch of phone calls from some crazy newbies to some old school P1s and even a slight argument and call out with one in particular.
TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Listener Denise--I'm An Agent
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 Who's this? 2 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Good morning, Mr. Nees. 3 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Oh boy. 4 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Oh boy. 5 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:11,000 I used to be called a hot butter bumpkin in the college days. 6 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,000 A hot butter bumpkin? 7 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bumpkin. 8 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,000 I don't know why, but then I also called butter face. 9 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Oh good. 10 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 You could be in my butter cast. 11 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,000 I know. 12 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,000 I could be in very instrumental. 13 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,000 You could be my Miss Butter. 14 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Okay. 15 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Hot butter bumpkin or butter face, whichever one you want to say. 16 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 You have a butter face, me. 17 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Yeah, we do. 18 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,000 So what's up? 19 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 [Laughter] 20 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Will you be in, Mr. Nees? 21 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 I've been home. 22 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Thank God. 23 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,000 I got released from the old job six months. 24 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000 I was captive. 25 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,000 I don't understand. 26 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,000 I'm with the new job. 27 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:57,000 But with health insurance, I'm with the new job. 28 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,000 I know. 29 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:07,000 And I went to the 20,000 of the savings and thank God the cities pay in my rent. 30 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Yay. 31 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 So are you, are you still working out at the Navy base? 32 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Oh no, I never got that job because I can't stand up. 33 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 [Laughter] 34 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 I thought you said you had that. 35 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Same reason we got this job. 36 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,000 I was at the hospital last night. 37 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Oh, that's how I got that job. 38 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Yeah. 39 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:35,000 I got the job at the commissary but I couldn't take it because I had to stand up all day. 40 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Okay. 41 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Okay. 42 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,000 That's what I was trying to confirm. 43 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,000 But I'm a health insurance agent. 44 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000 We know. 45 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,000 I'm an agent. 46 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,000 Yes. 47 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 I like that term. 48 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Don't you?