I am a woman so I am having a hard time trying to figure out how this Florida Man hid meth in his penis... yep his penis! He was trying to smuggle it into the jail thinking no one would find it! Oh, and did I mention his name is Shaft!! Can't make this up!
Yep 30 year old Shaft Bang Adams was getting processed into the Orange County Jail when authorities found something in his "penis skin" during a strip search... that something was meth.
Full story here: https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/06/30/yes-a-florida-man-is-actually-accused-of-hiding-meth-inside-this-body-part/#//
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